- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Antijokes...

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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