- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

bangers and mash?

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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