- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

no pun intended

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