- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Whats worse than suicide? death

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Whats the difference between a frog?

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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