What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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