Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Bob Saget

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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