- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Women's Rights

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Ron Paul for President!

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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