What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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your mom is so fat.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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women's rights

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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