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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

what does a granny look best in? 1950

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What did the car do? CRASH!

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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