- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? hope

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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