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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

your mom gave me head.....phones

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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