Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Chuck Norris.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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can you pass the soap?

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Flowers are colors Love me

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Blacks

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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