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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

A man died.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Justin Bieber.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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