- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Your mom.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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