What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Arrow in the Knee!

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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