- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Barack Obama plays basketball

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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