- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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