What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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