Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

joke under this line wins _________________________

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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