- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

How High is a Chinese man

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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