- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Tough crowd tonight...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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