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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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