If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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womans having rights.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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