- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

chirs

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Justin with a hat.

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