- Anti Joke

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill