- Anti Joke

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock