- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Winter

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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