What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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