- Anti Joke

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.