What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

Knock knock knock OCD

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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