Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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