- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

whats 7+4? 74

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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