- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

world peace

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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