- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Racial equality.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

George Bush.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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