Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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PIED NINNY!

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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