- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

whats worse than a kane nothing

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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