- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

knock knock who's there ?

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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