- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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