A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

roses are red violets are blue

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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