Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

The GOV and the WHO?

ever tried african food? they neither

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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