Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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suck my balls mr.garison

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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feminists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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