What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

FUCK THE JEWS

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are flowers.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Good job, son.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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