- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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