- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

A seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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