- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??