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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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