- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Knock knock

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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