- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Gay republicans

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Michel Moor on a die...

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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