What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Kevin and Ramin

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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robin, get in the car.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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