Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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