- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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