- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Lets go Yankees

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

A American seeking into mexico

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

your mama so old, shes dead.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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