Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Joke

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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Lindsay Lohan

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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