- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

what to call someone thats gay zak

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

mikey is cute

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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