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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

penis haha

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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