- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

mikey is cute

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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