Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

i killed my family

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

A American seeking into mexico

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Lets go Yankees

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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