- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Kevin and Ramin

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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