How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Your social life.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

What's city is in New York New York City

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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