I hate Jews The Holocaust

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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