What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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69

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dry handjob

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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