- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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