A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Today is March 22.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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