this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

wanna here a joke? you.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

no pun intended

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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