Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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