Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Knock Knock CUM IN!

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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