- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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