What comes after 69? mouthwash

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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mental kid

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Rush Limbaugh

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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robin, get in the car.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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