- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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