- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Yanter, Look it up

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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