- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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